You're fat

Checklist to funny moment

1. Office Christmas Party (at a newspaper). Check.
2. Me. Check.
3. Someone's 4-year-old with no filter between brain and mouth. Check

Outcome:
I walk into the party.
Four-year-old: "You're fat."
Me: "Wow. Thanks for the news flash kid. You should look into a career in journalism."
Four-year-old: "Huh?"
Me: "Maybe TV news for you."